How To Subvert Your Artistic Ambitions For A Marketing Job



Are you an aspiring artist? Are you ready for marketing agencies to harvest your burgeoning talent by luring you into their cabal of lies?
Well this quick and easy how-to-guide will streamline the process of subverting and spoiling your creative energy before you get a chance to share your unique vision with the world. Start making money now, instead of fulfilling your dreams later.
Part of the "Go Help Yourself" series of self-help books. With this series you get:

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Styles & Genres: self-help, satire

Released: July 09, 2016


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